Life's Totem Pole according to Daddy's Buddy

Tonight, Daddy's Buddy explained the order of "best" of the people in his life.
The first best: GOD
The second best: Grandpas
The third best: Dad
The fourth best: Hockey Player
The fifth best: himself, Daddy's Buddy

In an effort to pacify Fun Mom who is offended at being left out,
Girls are the First best because Fun Mom makes cakes, cookies, brownies and sometimes pancakes for us. God and the Boys are second best.