Conversations I wish I had never heard!

Some conversations make Mom's eyebrows raise such as this one between Big O Daddy O and Fun Girl

FG:  My nails are longer than your nails. 
BODO: My hands are stronger than your hands.
FG: My smile is brighter than yours.
BODO: My head is shinier than your yours.
FG: My hair is longer than your hair.
BODO: My chest hair is longer than yours.
And silence...............
FG:  My nose is cuter than your nose. (whew,  I thought they were going to compare nose hairs!)
BODO:  I got one you don't have...My butt is bigger than your butt.
Giggles, giggles, giggles!
BOGO:  Now you are suppose to say, "My (chest) is bigger than your (chest)"  Well maybe not!