The difference between sons and daughters!

Sons are fascinated with their bottoms and all that can happen in that region. ( I can't even type their latest discovery ! ) (Thank goodness their dad has a four day weekend coming up!)
Daughters are fascinated with nails and hair and all the goobly glob dad thinks stinks. (nail polish, remover, hairspray, etc. )
I will take a daughter's fascination over a son's fascination any day!