An addition to the "Never thought I would say this as Mom" List

Dear 5 yr. old son, obviously has something in his hands in his pants.
Mom says, "Son get your hands out of your pants and whatever else you have in there."
"The only thing that is suppose to be in your pants is attached to you."
Giggles all around by the older ones.
Son says, "But it is for you, Mom."
Imagine great big eyes and lots of inner groaning.
"Its a strawberry." as he reaches to put it back in the refrigerator.
"NNNNOOOOOOO!"
Dad intercepts the strawberry.
Nothing says loving like a warmed up strawberry.....eye rolling, sarcasm here!