Flutter Nutter's Present

In my bedroom, when I hear Flutter Nutter yelling, "Mommy!!  You got a present!" 
"You got a present in the mail!!!"

Fun Mom is laughing hysterically. "Mom, you got a present!"
This was my present:

Turn it over and....

Oh MY! If only the company knew the humor they provided my family with for my birthday this year. Fortunately, for me, Fun Mom was the only one at the time to get the humor.