Confessions of a 3 yr. old!

So I was trying to vaccuum.

My underwear clad sweetie was tattling on brother.

Why don't you go sit on the toilet and go potty.

I go to check on him as I hear a bang.

It was the vent cover. What are you doing?

Can you guess what is next??

He's naked and pointed at the vent. The floor is wet.

Did you go potty in......? "Yes."

Where do you go potty? "in the toilet?"

"WHY did you go potty there? ? ? ?"

The most famous reply ever, "cause I can."

Then real quick he adds, "Sorry, mommy."